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adriennes:

“It seems she wanted to impress her friends with her high powered job.”

This makes facebooked high school keg parties look much less stupid.

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i had to get in on it, too.
i had to get in on it, too.
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…yeah.
…yeah.
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HOLY GOD!!!!
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dear carly:

RUMOR #634: Billy Bob Thornton to Play Freddy Krueger?
Posted: August 11, 2008 @ 6:18pm
Let this be the day of terrible rumors - and hopefully by days end we’ll have put this one to rest. JoBlo is reporting that Robert Englund was on Loveline last night promoting his upcoming film, JACK BROOKS: MONSTER SLAYER, and during his appearance he claimed that he had heard that Oscar-winning actor Billy Bob Thornton was a name being thrown around to play Freddy Krueger in the remake of A NIGHTMARE ONE ELMS STREET. Englund has been known to “invent” stories that he thinks would be cool. With New Line Cinema hiring Wesley Strick to write the screenplay just a few weeks ago, it seems highly unlikely that any casting talk is underway. File this one under “ridiculous rumor” until further noted.

i feel SO MUCH BETTER!!

love,

me.

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Homeland Security: We can seize laptops for an indefinite period »

cyberpunk:

A pair of DHS policies from last month say that customs agents can routinely—as a matter of course—seize, make copies of, and “analyze the information transported by any individual attempting to enter, re-enter, depart, pass through, or reside in the United States.”
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can someone please tell me...

carlovely:

becalicious:

why the olympic gymnasts are still wearing SCRUNCHIES? won’t regular ponytail holders do?
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happy birthday andrew!!!

i hope morrissey gives you at least 4 blowjobs today.

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i love this so bad.
carlovely:

i’ll bring the syrup.
soupsoup:ridiculousaurus:yvynyl:cultrvultr:glass: byrdfeeder


“Does anyone want to come over to shoot hoops and eat pancakes?”


i’ll bring the syrup.

i love this so bad.

carlovely:

i’ll bring the syrup.

soupsoup:ridiculousaurus:yvynyl:cultrvultr:glass: byrdfeeder

“Does anyone want to come over to shoot hoops and eat pancakes?”

i’ll bring the syrup.

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